I was taking the trash out (I live in an apt, and we have a dumptser) and there was a neighbor getting into her car. I put the boxes in the dumpster, and then a surprising thud hit my chest hard. I screamed loudly in surprise. I looked to see a glimpse of a squirrel running away from the dumpster. I turn around and the neighbor is looking at me like ';WTF?';
I said, ';Did you see that squirrel?'; She said, ';No.'; I said, ';It hit me!';
and she said ';Squirrels and......'; and went in the car. Now I'm thinking, what else is in that dumpster? I see cats go in there sometimes! LOL and where I live squirrels are not as scared of people!
Anyone have any funny squirrel stories to share?Funny squirrel stories....?
Ok this storie requires some background. I was raised on a farm and we had lots of animals. So one day my Dad is driveing down a gravle road near our house and this baby squirrel runs out in front of him and faints. So my Dad gets out and the squirrels mom must have died cuz she was to young to be weened, so he brings her home in his shirt pocket and we name her penut. When she is grown we release her out side but she stays around and comes to visit.
From the other side much later on we had a stray momma cat have babys on our place then leave one behind. Well my dog had just had puppys and was nurseing them so we just put the kitten down there and she nusred the dog. Since the cat was rasied by a dog it didn't do things like a cat, she scarfed her food, landed on her back, and when she fianly learned to climb trees she could only go straight up and back down.
Ok here is the story. The cat would chase penut and one day penut figured out the cat didn't know how to go sides ways on the tree. So penut would run up the tree then side step and come back down next to the cat and poke her in the side and play with her fur. It drove the cat nuts!!
Hehe. That's just one storie, that was an Awsome squirrel.Funny squirrel stories....?
My college campus has squirrels everywhere! Well one day me and a friend were sitting under a tree just talking. Up above us was a couple of squirrels that were not so happy with us under their tree. So they started jumping on the branches and barking at us. All of a sudden some small limbs from the branches started to fall down around us. We decided that we ticked off the squirrels enough so we left. Later that day we were walking by that same tree and two squirrels started chasing after my friend. I started laughing and one of the squirrels turned around and started coming after me. After we escaped the squirrels we couldn't stop laughing.
i was out side one time and i found an abandoned baby squirrel and raised is then i was playing on swing and it jumped at me and i screamed soooooooooo loud then it ran off and every day i saw it and it came up to me i still see it every day oh ya his name was Chippy
Saturday, January 16, 2010
Funny question: Is it part of a squirrels religious belief to have a dog? Isn't that unnatural?
Bad Squirrel answered this:';watched my dog carefully eat around the vegetables in some leftovers I gave him. It was kind of funny.'; Question is should squirrels have dogs? Won't the dogs eat the squirrels?
What should we do?Funny question: Is it part of a squirrels religious belief to have a dog? Isn't that unnatural?
Oh, my dog chases the squirrels alright. And the squirrels mock the dog! They stand half-way up the tree and bark at the dog, then JUMP over him and go to another tree. They're totally teasing him.
When I was growing up we had a dog and a parakeet. The dog (a hunting dog) seemed to know that she shouldn't eat the bird, and the bird figured out that the dog was avoiding it.
So, the bird actually chased the dog around the house. It would go up and peck at the dog's tail while she was sleeping.
Animal sociology... Good times.Funny question: Is it part of a squirrels religious belief to have a dog? Isn't that unnatural?
Heaven forbid! Not THIS dog!
No, but it part of human nature to ';have a cow';.
Peace, Love, and Blessings
Greenwood
he's squirrely
It's ok as long as the dog's tail is longer than his. That way the squirrel can flick his tail and not have the dog chase it.
Get A Grip.
lol Debra , I love you when you are bored rofl
What should we do?Funny question: Is it part of a squirrels religious belief to have a dog? Isn't that unnatural?
Oh, my dog chases the squirrels alright. And the squirrels mock the dog! They stand half-way up the tree and bark at the dog, then JUMP over him and go to another tree. They're totally teasing him.
When I was growing up we had a dog and a parakeet. The dog (a hunting dog) seemed to know that she shouldn't eat the bird, and the bird figured out that the dog was avoiding it.
So, the bird actually chased the dog around the house. It would go up and peck at the dog's tail while she was sleeping.
Animal sociology... Good times.Funny question: Is it part of a squirrels religious belief to have a dog? Isn't that unnatural?
Heaven forbid! Not THIS dog!
No, but it part of human nature to ';have a cow';.
Peace, Love, and Blessings
Greenwood
he's squirrely
It's ok as long as the dog's tail is longer than his. That way the squirrel can flick his tail and not have the dog chase it.
Get A Grip.
lol Debra , I love you when you are bored rofl
What's funnier.... a rollerskating monkey or a water skiing squirrel?
Water skiing squirrel.
A squirrel doing anything is funny.What's funnier.... a rollerskating monkey or a water skiing squirrel?
monkey. ha haWhat's funnier.... a rollerskating monkey or a water skiing squirrel?
Definitely the squirrel. Monkeys can be trained to do so much but squirrels? They don't even LIKE water!
..well, i vote for the water skiing squirrel.....they are so cute when they get wet......
definitely the squirrel, monkeys are over rated!
the squirrel definitely because i think we actually have rollerskating monkeys
Both funny but I would love to see the water skiing squirrel.
masturbating chimps are pretty funny
c'mon we've all seen the squirrel before. Show me the monkey!
a rollerskating monkey
I'm going to say the squirrel.
Hmm...decisions....decisions.
if i had it my way i would have said a tap dancing chicken.but between these two,definitely the monkey!
I want a roller skating monkey with my flying water skiing squirrel. =)
The squirrel.
monkey they are cute!!
im easily amused -the squirrel is darn cute
Monkeys always beat squirrels, but what beats a monkey?
what about a skateboarding kangaroo?
water skiing squirrel... hahaha
I'll do you one better.
Hiliary Clinton masturbating.
A squirrel doing anything is funny.What's funnier.... a rollerskating monkey or a water skiing squirrel?
monkey. ha haWhat's funnier.... a rollerskating monkey or a water skiing squirrel?
Definitely the squirrel. Monkeys can be trained to do so much but squirrels? They don't even LIKE water!
..well, i vote for the water skiing squirrel.....they are so cute when they get wet......
definitely the squirrel, monkeys are over rated!
the squirrel definitely because i think we actually have rollerskating monkeys
Both funny but I would love to see the water skiing squirrel.
masturbating chimps are pretty funny
c'mon we've all seen the squirrel before. Show me the monkey!
a rollerskating monkey
I'm going to say the squirrel.
Hmm...decisions....decisions.
if i had it my way i would have said a tap dancing chicken.but between these two,definitely the monkey!
I want a roller skating monkey with my flying water skiing squirrel. =)
The squirrel.
monkey they are cute!!
im easily amused -the squirrel is darn cute
Monkeys always beat squirrels, but what beats a monkey?
what about a skateboarding kangaroo?
water skiing squirrel... hahaha
I'll do you one better.
Hiliary Clinton masturbating.
Poll: Phineas & ferb: Did anyone else think the song ';Squirrels in my pants'; really funny?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrM7jZ9pU鈥?/a>Poll: Phineas %26amp; ferb: Did anyone else think the song ';Squirrels in my pants'; really funny?
thanks for sharing that I enjoyed it ha ha ha Poll: Phineas %26amp; ferb: Did anyone else think the song ';Squirrels in my pants'; really funny?
lmfao, thats a beauty, we don't have squirrels here but what about koalas in you knickers or kangaroo in you khaki's that would be funny to, it's definately a deterant for hipsters and flairs lol! :)
lol i luv phineas and ferb sooo much .. i know all the words to all of the songs by heart and ya i thought the song ';squirrels in my pants: was very funny!
I do and I am an axe murderer
I am old enough to know better.......................but i love Phineas %26amp; Ferb.
thanks for sharing that I enjoyed it ha ha ha Poll: Phineas %26amp; ferb: Did anyone else think the song ';Squirrels in my pants'; really funny?
lmfao, thats a beauty, we don't have squirrels here but what about koalas in you knickers or kangaroo in you khaki's that would be funny to, it's definately a deterant for hipsters and flairs lol! :)
lol i luv phineas and ferb sooo much .. i know all the words to all of the songs by heart and ya i thought the song ';squirrels in my pants: was very funny!
I do and I am an axe murderer
I am old enough to know better.......................but i love Phineas %26amp; Ferb.
Phineas & ferb: Did anyone else think the song ';Squirrels in my pants'; really funny?
Absolutely hilarious, almost fell of my chair lol! :)
Do you have any funny stories about Squirrels?
Please share your funny personal experience just for fun.Do you have any funny stories about Squirrels?
I used to work for a City Parks Dept.. One day I was working cleaning Lakeside Park. When I received a radio call from my boss to meet a lady who lived across the street from the park I was working at. I walked across the street to the address that my boss had given me. I was met in her front yard, and before I could get a word out of my mouth I was asked what was I going to do about the problem? I told her my boss had just called me and all that was said was to meet her here. So she told me that 200 squirrels had ran across the street at the same time, went up her pecan tree and took all her pecans and ran back across the street to the park with all her pecans and what was I going to do about it. She wanted her pecans back and the city to put up some kind of barricade up to keep the squirrels in the park where they belonged. All I could tell her was I'd pass it on to the park squirrel People to take care it.Do you have any funny stories about Squirrels?
i left my kitchen window open one day and one came in the opened window grabbed my loaf of bread and took off with it down the roof ,,it was gone,,
i was watching something where a squirrel ate some old fruit and got reeeeeaaaaalllllllllllllyyyyyyyy drunk.
I had one jump from my second story deck to my apple tree but missed the apple tree. Smacked the ground, shook it off, and ran away.
i work out in the wods at a resort, and they all know when it's lunch time... they all come to the picnic table for lunch with us..lol so cute.
also if you get to close their nests,, they throw pine cones at us..lol
well my sis was eatin sum peanut m%26amp;ms and a squirrel started cumin up to her so she threw one and it started chasin her for more.salicylic acid
I used to work for a City Parks Dept.. One day I was working cleaning Lakeside Park. When I received a radio call from my boss to meet a lady who lived across the street from the park I was working at. I walked across the street to the address that my boss had given me. I was met in her front yard, and before I could get a word out of my mouth I was asked what was I going to do about the problem? I told her my boss had just called me and all that was said was to meet her here. So she told me that 200 squirrels had ran across the street at the same time, went up her pecan tree and took all her pecans and ran back across the street to the park with all her pecans and what was I going to do about it. She wanted her pecans back and the city to put up some kind of barricade up to keep the squirrels in the park where they belonged. All I could tell her was I'd pass it on to the park squirrel People to take care it.Do you have any funny stories about Squirrels?
i left my kitchen window open one day and one came in the opened window grabbed my loaf of bread and took off with it down the roof ,,it was gone,,
i was watching something where a squirrel ate some old fruit and got reeeeeaaaaalllllllllllllyyyyyyyy drunk.
I had one jump from my second story deck to my apple tree but missed the apple tree. Smacked the ground, shook it off, and ran away.
i work out in the wods at a resort, and they all know when it's lunch time... they all come to the picnic table for lunch with us..lol so cute.
also if you get to close their nests,, they throw pine cones at us..lol
well my sis was eatin sum peanut m%26amp;ms and a squirrel started cumin up to her so she threw one and it started chasin her for more.
Whose funnier, Foamy The Squirrel or Eric Cartman?
Eric cartman is the king of evil. foamy is funny but got nothing on cartman. Eric wins by a long shot.
he's the coon.get a pic with him at coonacon 09.
hurry cause tix are not going fast!Whose funnier, Foamy The Squirrel or Eric Cartman?
That's a hard call. On one hand you got a squirrel who complains about all the bullshit in the world, like those ***** who keep making their cell phone vibrate so people think they'ree calling them or getting stupid achievements on Xbox 360, like plugging your controller in. Seriously, one, no one is calling you because you are a loser and no one likes you, and two, the only place achievements should used on is Newgrounds. On the other hand you have an ego-maniacal 4th gradee who does what ever he wants: Leads a pirate crew to Somalia, unites ginger kids to take over the world, helps fake a kids death by throwing a dead pig off a building, or my personal favorite, grinding up your parents and putting them into your chilli. They're both funny as hell, but I think cartman deserves the win because he actually does stuff while foamy complains most of the time.Whose funnier, Foamy The Squirrel or Eric Cartman?
Foamy, definitely.
thats an easy one eric cartman is the funniest dude ever lol :0)
Cartman-He made that guy eat his parents!
he's the coon.get a pic with him at coonacon 09.
hurry cause tix are not going fast!Whose funnier, Foamy The Squirrel or Eric Cartman?
That's a hard call. On one hand you got a squirrel who complains about all the bullshit in the world, like those ***** who keep making their cell phone vibrate so people think they'ree calling them or getting stupid achievements on Xbox 360, like plugging your controller in. Seriously, one, no one is calling you because you are a loser and no one likes you, and two, the only place achievements should used on is Newgrounds. On the other hand you have an ego-maniacal 4th gradee who does what ever he wants: Leads a pirate crew to Somalia, unites ginger kids to take over the world, helps fake a kids death by throwing a dead pig off a building, or my personal favorite, grinding up your parents and putting them into your chilli. They're both funny as hell, but I think cartman deserves the win because he actually does stuff while foamy complains most of the time.Whose funnier, Foamy The Squirrel or Eric Cartman?
Foamy, definitely.
thats an easy one eric cartman is the funniest dude ever lol :0)
Cartman-He made that guy eat his parents!
Dangerous Squirrels...funny?
A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe's first time
ever hunting, so he was following Bob's lead. Bob saw a small herd of deer and
told Joe to stay in the exact spot he was and to be quiet.
After a few minutes, Bob heard a loud scream. He ran back and asked Joe what
had happened. Joe said “There was this snake and he slittered across my feet,
but I never screamed. Then there was this bear that came up to me and snarled,
but I never screamed.”
“So then what did make you scream,” Bob asked, exasperated.
“Well,” Joe continued, “two squirrels crawled up my pants and I overheard them
say, ‘Should we take them home or eat 'em now?’”Dangerous Squirrels...funny?
Ouch!!
poor, poor man lolDangerous Squirrels...funny?
very funny !
your nuts
lol great joke
Funny ha ha!!
xx
funny
Good one!!
You made my day!!
LOL
10/10 Star on its way!! *
Very funny!
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
EXCELLENT JOKE!!!
Simply brilliant!!! xD
hahaha, very funny.
happy 2008.
very funny !!!!!
haha!!
i would scream too, if i was a guy!!
HAHAHAHHAHAHHA i'm passing that on! hilarious!
hakuna matata
hahhahaahahaah.another one.lol.good.
pmsl i love your jokes.....have another star queen of comedy
That would make me scream! lol.
PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol. i liked dat one
Hahahaha good one!!!!
excellent hun, pmsl
star time
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Old as the Hills
Very funny
Very funny thanks
Haha ha
Good Joke
Brave man I would have screamed earlier W/ the snake!! but then again the squirrels wouldnt have been after me!!!
LOL!!
ever hunting, so he was following Bob's lead. Bob saw a small herd of deer and
told Joe to stay in the exact spot he was and to be quiet.
After a few minutes, Bob heard a loud scream. He ran back and asked Joe what
had happened. Joe said “There was this snake and he slittered across my feet,
but I never screamed. Then there was this bear that came up to me and snarled,
but I never screamed.”
“So then what did make you scream,” Bob asked, exasperated.
“Well,” Joe continued, “two squirrels crawled up my pants and I overheard them
say, ‘Should we take them home or eat 'em now?’”Dangerous Squirrels...funny?
Ouch!!
poor, poor man lolDangerous Squirrels...funny?
very funny !
your nuts
lol great joke
Funny ha ha!!
xx
funny
Good one!!
You made my day!!
LOL
10/10 Star on its way!! *
Very funny!
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
EXCELLENT JOKE!!!
Simply brilliant!!! xD
hahaha, very funny.
happy 2008.
very funny !!!!!
haha!!
i would scream too, if i was a guy!!
HAHAHAHHAHAHHA i'm passing that on! hilarious!
hakuna matata
hahhahaahahaah.another one.lol.good.
pmsl i love your jokes.....have another star queen of comedy
That would make me scream! lol.
PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol. i liked dat one
Hahahaha good one!!!!
excellent hun, pmsl
star time
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Old as the Hills
Very funny
Very funny thanks
Haha ha
Good Joke
Brave man I would have screamed earlier W/ the snake!! but then again the squirrels wouldnt have been after me!!!
LOL!!
Funny Squirrel Stories?
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Funny squirrel stories....?
I was taking the trash out (I live in an apt, and we have a dumptser) and there was a neighbor getting into her car. I put the boxes in the dumpster, and then a surprising thud hit my chest hard. I screamed loudly in surprise. I looked to see a glimpse of a squirrel running away from the dumpster. I turn around and the neighbor is looking at me like ';WTF?';
I said, ';Did you see that squirrel?'; She said, ';No.'; I said, ';It hit me!';
and she said ';Squirrels and......'; and went in the car. Now I'm thinking, what else is in that dumpster? I see cats go in there sometimes! LOL and where I live squirrels are not as scared of people!
Anyone have any funny squirrel stories to share?
1 hour ago - 4 days left to answer.Funny Squirrel Stories?
One time my friend and I were tanning in bikinis in my backyard. (I live in a slightly wooded area.) We were outside for about 15 minutes when we turned to see a group of about 5 squirrels standing on their hind legs just staring. They started actually coming towards us! So we ran into the house. I swear that they remained outside for at least an hour, just sitting there.Funny Squirrel Stories?
A squirrel got stuck in out birdfeeder so I had to call my neighbor and she a waitress at the bar so she had to have it on speaker phone. Everyone was laughing at me being hysterical because a spuirrel was stuck in the feeder and I couldnt pull it out. My other neighbor saved me by pulling it out after breaking some of the plastic was broken off. I now get made fun of a lot because of it.
I was a kid, and there was always a tree I would pass to go to babysitting. and this tree was one of the biggest in the neighborhood, and five blocks down in each direction. It was huge! So anyway, I was walking one day, now this squirrel was on the very tip of this roughly around 100 metre tall tree. So I watched, and I see it stumble. So, of course it comes tumbling down. Now I thought it was going to die. I was a block away, mind you. So it fell, and I could actually hear it's nails hit the ground. Then it just ran away.
Here's another one.
One day I was staring at this squirrel, and I thought, that's a scary looking squirrel God made us. So then, it swoops down from the tree, I start running. and it flies by me. It turned out to be a flying squirrel.
Funny squirrel stories....?
I was taking the trash out (I live in an apt, and we have a dumptser) and there was a neighbor getting into her car. I put the boxes in the dumpster, and then a surprising thud hit my chest hard. I screamed loudly in surprise. I looked to see a glimpse of a squirrel running away from the dumpster. I turn around and the neighbor is looking at me like ';WTF?';
I said, ';Did you see that squirrel?'; She said, ';No.'; I said, ';It hit me!';
and she said ';Squirrels and......'; and went in the car. Now I'm thinking, what else is in that dumpster? I see cats go in there sometimes! LOL and where I live squirrels are not as scared of people!
Anyone have any funny squirrel stories to share?
1 hour ago - 4 days left to answer.Funny Squirrel Stories?
One time my friend and I were tanning in bikinis in my backyard. (I live in a slightly wooded area.) We were outside for about 15 minutes when we turned to see a group of about 5 squirrels standing on their hind legs just staring. They started actually coming towards us! So we ran into the house. I swear that they remained outside for at least an hour, just sitting there.Funny Squirrel Stories?
A squirrel got stuck in out birdfeeder so I had to call my neighbor and she a waitress at the bar so she had to have it on speaker phone. Everyone was laughing at me being hysterical because a spuirrel was stuck in the feeder and I couldnt pull it out. My other neighbor saved me by pulling it out after breaking some of the plastic was broken off. I now get made fun of a lot because of it.
I was a kid, and there was always a tree I would pass to go to babysitting. and this tree was one of the biggest in the neighborhood, and five blocks down in each direction. It was huge! So anyway, I was walking one day, now this squirrel was on the very tip of this roughly around 100 metre tall tree. So I watched, and I see it stumble. So, of course it comes tumbling down. Now I thought it was going to die. I was a block away, mind you. So it fell, and I could actually hear it's nails hit the ground. Then it just ran away.
Here's another one.
One day I was staring at this squirrel, and I thought, that's a scary looking squirrel God made us. So then, it swoops down from the tree, I start running. and it flies by me. It turned out to be a flying squirrel.
Survey. Is the reason squirrels walk funny?
Cos their nuts are so big?Survey. Is the reason squirrels walk funny?
hahaahaaaaa - is that the same reason you walk funny :(Survey. Is the reason squirrels walk funny?
Charlie, the magic fridge...... I would not say that squirrels walk funny because they have big nuts. I had a pet squirrel when I was young and my jack russell terrier ate two of the squirrels sisters..... I was left with the little boy squirrel and It was sooooo cute, I used to let it sleep in my bed and I also took it to school as the coolest pet anyone could ever have. even though i LOVED that squirrel, I had to get rid of it in the end because, it used to jump on my head and scratch my head when i got home from school and it was getting so big with big claws that my dad at the time thought it was gonna scar my face/..... We ended up giving it to a wildlife park and to this day... I belive it had a good life even though I couldnt bare to visit it x
Haha, nuts as in their...ehem ;) well, maybe xD or nuts as in nuts(food kind) but they hold it in their mouths therefore I doubt that one is the reason.. ;P have you noticed that they run like super duper fast?? as if we're fast forwarding them?? haha. ;) Squirrels are adorably cute, don't ya think? ;)
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No.
Squirrels are simply rodents smart enough to pass for something else.
You've confused swagger for walking funny. They're laughing at you.
lol yea
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/?qid=2鈥?/a>
Your obsession with squirrels is frightening.
Also due to compulsive mating with penguins.
Rose P.
Yes, it's also hard when your storing someone else's nuts too.
:-) that must be it
funny
yeh because they have one in each cheek %26amp; it throws them off balance %26amp; makes them fall out of trees.
The only nuts I have are in the fridge (lol)...you silly! I'm a female squirrel.
Yes they suffer from constant gravel rash
O_o
I think it's because they've always got them in their hands or mouths.
If I had big balls...I'd walk funny too.
I say YES
bigggg ballz, horse ballz ight
cuz they got big asss tailz
Hahah YES! Am I first? Best answer?
Lmao....yeah that would be it
i don't know i never seen squirrel nuts, how did you hold them down and get there legs apart?
Are you jealous? hehe ;)
I guess so.. lol
ha-ha good one charles those tails freak me out
yes maybe so carrying a heavy load :)
sure
haha That's what I always thought.
lul.
ur weird
hahaahaaaaa - is that the same reason you walk funny :(Survey. Is the reason squirrels walk funny?
Charlie, the magic fridge...... I would not say that squirrels walk funny because they have big nuts. I had a pet squirrel when I was young and my jack russell terrier ate two of the squirrels sisters..... I was left with the little boy squirrel and It was sooooo cute, I used to let it sleep in my bed and I also took it to school as the coolest pet anyone could ever have. even though i LOVED that squirrel, I had to get rid of it in the end because, it used to jump on my head and scratch my head when i got home from school and it was getting so big with big claws that my dad at the time thought it was gonna scar my face/..... We ended up giving it to a wildlife park and to this day... I belive it had a good life even though I couldnt bare to visit it x
Haha, nuts as in their...ehem ;) well, maybe xD or nuts as in nuts(food kind) but they hold it in their mouths therefore I doubt that one is the reason.. ;P have you noticed that they run like super duper fast?? as if we're fast forwarding them?? haha. ;) Squirrels are adorably cute, don't ya think? ;)
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No.
Squirrels are simply rodents smart enough to pass for something else.
You've confused swagger for walking funny. They're laughing at you.
lol yea
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/?qid=2鈥?/a>
Your obsession with squirrels is frightening.
Also due to compulsive mating with penguins.
Rose P.
Yes, it's also hard when your storing someone else's nuts too.
:-) that must be it
funny
yeh because they have one in each cheek %26amp; it throws them off balance %26amp; makes them fall out of trees.
The only nuts I have are in the fridge (lol)...you silly! I'm a female squirrel.
Yes they suffer from constant gravel rash
O_o
I think it's because they've always got them in their hands or mouths.
If I had big balls...I'd walk funny too.
I say YES
bigggg ballz, horse ballz ight
cuz they got big asss tailz
Hahah YES! Am I first? Best answer?
Lmao....yeah that would be it
i don't know i never seen squirrel nuts, how did you hold them down and get there legs apart?
Are you jealous? hehe ;)
I guess so.. lol
ha-ha good one charles those tails freak me out
yes maybe so carrying a heavy load :)
sure
haha That's what I always thought.
lul.
ur weird
Why is a squirrel funnier than a mole?
I love to watch squirrels stand on their hind legs holding a nut in their cute little paws..Moles are dull and ugly..stinky too..Moles dont have a personality and are boring creatures.Why is a squirrel funnier than a mole?
Thanks Mz Mole..yeah i have seen em dead. Had a cat that would dig those suckers up and lay em in back door.
Why is a squirrel funnier than a mole?
Cause the squirrels are still laughing at the mole who used a hanglider to gettum, and is now plastered against a tree. Uh, the MOLE is plastered.
cuz they climb trees and wires and fight ... and moles just dig holes
cuz a squirrel luvs nuts
Moles are like crabs, they sift through things more cautiously than a squirrel, which runs about all over the place, more like a circus clown.
When a Mole or Crab is funny, they bring the house down.
Squirrel Academy. They learn to be witty and charming and have excellent tables manners, knowing even which is the fish fork.
Moles get GEDs. Also, they can turn cancerous.
'Cause they're more stupid than a mole is.
Squirrels are rats. Moles eat worms. Pretty much unfunny all around.... a sloth is a lazy bugger now .........a Groundhog is funny.
http://www.joecartoon.com/cartoons/800-g鈥?/a>
And there you have it, the clear winner is a Squirrel in the first round of voting. Don't touch that dial, stay tuned for more exciting coverage of the election as it occurs
Have you ever seen a bunch of baby squirrels chasing each other? It's hilarious. Moles are like the embarrassed squirrels of the world. Moles are blind, naked, and have no tale, so they hide underground reclusively to hide their shame. If moles just went with it they could probably be pretty funny. Mole ';I must have taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque.'; '; After a while all this dirt just feels the same.'; ';Finding the right woman is easy when you're blind.'; ';air and light may break my might, but squirrels will never eat me.'; Squirrel to mole ';AHHH, A STREAKER';
My vote is for Moles.
Squirrels are funny to watch, but as soon as they open their mouths, you feel like smacking them with a broom.
Moles when on the loose are hilarious.
Squirrels may have bushier tails, best used for dusting furniture and making dog toys.
people get to see squirrels a lot more, being on top of the ground and all. they are so busy all the time and always getting into mischief. not moles.
however, a great cartoonist can make any creature funny.
Squirrels are nutty!
saucer of milk for the Kitty.
Voles, not moles, eat my roots, but i love em all the same.
Squirrels are rats. Moles eat worms. Pretty much unfunny all around.... now a sloth... that's funny!
One Squirrel in particular, is far more interesting and funnier
than any mole I've seen. No offense. I calls them as I sees them!!
Moles get my vote too, i think they are cuter than squirrels and wayyyyyy funnier. I have a Mole friend who does stand up and he will have you rolling in the begonias.
';A squirrel is just a rat with good P.R.';
I don't remember who said it. A very funny person somewhere...
because they're nuts!
says who, my hilarious friend? funny star for the funny mole. pee off squirrel.
Thanks Mz Mole..yeah i have seen em dead. Had a cat that would dig those suckers up and lay em in back door.
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Why is a squirrel funnier than a mole?
Cause the squirrels are still laughing at the mole who used a hanglider to gettum, and is now plastered against a tree. Uh, the MOLE is plastered.
cuz they climb trees and wires and fight ... and moles just dig holes
cuz a squirrel luvs nuts
Moles are like crabs, they sift through things more cautiously than a squirrel, which runs about all over the place, more like a circus clown.
When a Mole or Crab is funny, they bring the house down.
Squirrel Academy. They learn to be witty and charming and have excellent tables manners, knowing even which is the fish fork.
Moles get GEDs. Also, they can turn cancerous.
'Cause they're more stupid than a mole is.
Squirrels are rats. Moles eat worms. Pretty much unfunny all around.... a sloth is a lazy bugger now .........a Groundhog is funny.
http://www.joecartoon.com/cartoons/800-g鈥?/a>
And there you have it, the clear winner is a Squirrel in the first round of voting. Don't touch that dial, stay tuned for more exciting coverage of the election as it occurs
Have you ever seen a bunch of baby squirrels chasing each other? It's hilarious. Moles are like the embarrassed squirrels of the world. Moles are blind, naked, and have no tale, so they hide underground reclusively to hide their shame. If moles just went with it they could probably be pretty funny. Mole ';I must have taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque.'; '; After a while all this dirt just feels the same.'; ';Finding the right woman is easy when you're blind.'; ';air and light may break my might, but squirrels will never eat me.'; Squirrel to mole ';AHHH, A STREAKER';
My vote is for Moles.
Squirrels are funny to watch, but as soon as they open their mouths, you feel like smacking them with a broom.
Moles when on the loose are hilarious.
Squirrels may have bushier tails, best used for dusting furniture and making dog toys.
people get to see squirrels a lot more, being on top of the ground and all. they are so busy all the time and always getting into mischief. not moles.
however, a great cartoonist can make any creature funny.
Squirrels are nutty!
saucer of milk for the Kitty.
Voles, not moles, eat my roots, but i love em all the same.
Squirrels are rats. Moles eat worms. Pretty much unfunny all around.... now a sloth... that's funny!
One Squirrel in particular, is far more interesting and funnier
than any mole I've seen. No offense. I calls them as I sees them!!
Moles get my vote too, i think they are cuter than squirrels and wayyyyyy funnier. I have a Mole friend who does stand up and he will have you rolling in the begonias.
';A squirrel is just a rat with good P.R.';
I don't remember who said it. A very funny person somewhere...
because they're nuts!
says who, my hilarious friend? funny star for the funny mole. pee off squirrel.
If i comb squirrels and feed them crisps, will they do those funny tricks for me ?
You'll get better results with an afro comb. Really bush up their tails then show them how nice they look by holding up 2 small mirrors front and back, like they're in a salon. Further offers of 1/2 price hair styling should provide motivation to do tricks. Put crisps out in bowls around the salon like at Vidal Sassoon's.If i comb squirrels and feed them crisps, will they do those funny tricks for me ?
I go beach combing a lot but so far I've had no response at all. You may well be luckier with squirrels as they are not as stupid as grains of sand and are certainly a lot more grateful. I put a packet of prawn cocktail flavour crisps out on the beach but it just let them get washed away by the tide. I give up.If i comb squirrels and feed them crisps, will they do those funny tricks for me ?
You will have a more unique experience taking a shower in a closed stall with a feral cat.
(how the heck to do you comb a squirrel?)
Probably not. Sorry!
Yes, they'll give you rabies or bubonic plague...
No
no but they might chew you fingers off
no
ok
when you master that go find a bear or mountain lionsalicylic acid
I go beach combing a lot but so far I've had no response at all. You may well be luckier with squirrels as they are not as stupid as grains of sand and are certainly a lot more grateful. I put a packet of prawn cocktail flavour crisps out on the beach but it just let them get washed away by the tide. I give up.If i comb squirrels and feed them crisps, will they do those funny tricks for me ?
You will have a more unique experience taking a shower in a closed stall with a feral cat.
(how the heck to do you comb a squirrel?)
Probably not. Sorry!
Yes, they'll give you rabies or bubonic plague...
No
no but they might chew you fingers off
no
ok
when you master that go find a bear or mountain lion
Is there any cool mature rated funny things on the web like Foamy Squirrel?
http://www.freewebs.com/foamy_squirrely_鈥?/a>Is there any cool mature rated funny things on the web like Foamy Squirrel?
Happy Tree FriendsIs there any cool mature rated funny things on the web like Foamy Squirrel?
happy tree friends is not rated m more like rated r
If you like to read the comics instead of watching them, Something Positive is great!!!!
But you gotta love the Foamy!!!
Happy Tree FriendsIs there any cool mature rated funny things on the web like Foamy Squirrel?
happy tree friends is not rated m more like rated r
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If you like to read the comics instead of watching them, Something Positive is great!!!!
But you gotta love the Foamy!!!
Squirrel Feeders or squirrels for food? Ain't it funny how time changes how we see things?
Squirrel feeders to fatten the little suckers up -- new technology, just catchin up with a feedin lot.Squirrel Feeders or squirrels for food? Ain't it funny how time changes how we see things?
Ain't nuthin like dinner with a coat on it. Real polite like. Sorta like an unwanted guest wearin a hemp bowtie. Real polite.Squirrel Feeders or squirrels for food? Ain't it funny how time changes how we see things?
I know xactly what you mean cousin banjo. Why only this mornin I woke up squintin just a little bit more at the light shinin' through the hole in the roof.
Where I come from,no one has squirrel feeder.The squirrels feed us.Seriously they are a way of life.They can do more damage to the attic in your home then termites.They will always get in your garden..I could go on and on,but now I live in Ca.and would not eat a squirrel that lives in the ground.Not natural to me...
I'm still in the squirrels for food mode...you can take the guy out of the country, but you can't take the country out of the guy. Goldwing
Ain't nuthin lak sittin under a big ole tree with yer 22 rifle propped on ya knee and sightin them furry critters. Ooh wee fried or stewed tonites gonna be a fest. Ya'll come fer vittles ya hear.
Mmm....mmm......ain't nothin ever hit my gizzard better'n some fine cooked squirrel meat. I been thinkin' to try me a little cooked monkey one a these here days---know where I kin git some?
Ain't nuthin like dinner with a coat on it. Real polite like. Sorta like an unwanted guest wearin a hemp bowtie. Real polite.Squirrel Feeders or squirrels for food? Ain't it funny how time changes how we see things?
I know xactly what you mean cousin banjo. Why only this mornin I woke up squintin just a little bit more at the light shinin' through the hole in the roof.
Where I come from,no one has squirrel feeder.The squirrels feed us.Seriously they are a way of life.They can do more damage to the attic in your home then termites.They will always get in your garden..I could go on and on,but now I live in Ca.and would not eat a squirrel that lives in the ground.Not natural to me...
I'm still in the squirrels for food mode...you can take the guy out of the country, but you can't take the country out of the guy. Goldwing
Ain't nuthin lak sittin under a big ole tree with yer 22 rifle propped on ya knee and sightin them furry critters. Ooh wee fried or stewed tonites gonna be a fest. Ya'll come fer vittles ya hear.
Mmm....mmm......ain't nothin ever hit my gizzard better'n some fine cooked squirrel meat. I been thinkin' to try me a little cooked monkey one a these here days---know where I kin git some?
Squirrel singing Queen - Another One Bites the Dust, Funny or Not?
http://www.deltaparkproject.com/2008/09/鈥?/a>
What do you think?Squirrel singing Queen - Another One Bites the Dust, Funny or Not?
I am laughing soooooooooo hard I have tears running down my face!
What do you think?Squirrel singing Queen - Another One Bites the Dust, Funny or Not?
I am laughing soooooooooo hard I have tears running down my face!
Squirrel wind - is this funny or what ?
I saw this on ';Worlds Funniest Commercials'; and almost fell out of my seat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJPW93jMK鈥?/a>Squirrel wind - is this funny or what ?
super cool video...that was really funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJPW93jMK鈥?/a>Squirrel wind - is this funny or what ?
super cool video...that was really funny
Does the Book of Squirrel prophecy that some funny news story would happen before the Squirrel returns?
Does anyone know of any funny news stories regarding religion?Does the Book of Squirrel prophecy that some funny news story would happen before the Squirrel returns?
The Vatican drivng rules has to be the one !Does the Book of Squirrel prophecy that some funny news story would happen before the Squirrel returns?
The end is near
You mean the Paris Hilton being a christian story isn't enough for the next millennium?
Fokker, ohh that's a good one too!
Here's a funny news story that pertains to religion:
IDIOT BUDDHIST STUDIES BUDDHISM BUT FAILS TO PUT IT TO PRACTICE (FN press)
Last week, a Buddhist who's studied Buddhism for a while now got a wild wake-up call by a counselor.
For a significant amount of time, said Buddhist, who spoke to this reporter in a schizophrenic attack, interviewing herself, has been suffering from the typical deluded mind that contracted around some sense of ';self'; she knows doesn't exist inherently, but yet still reacted and suffered.
When going to get some help for the suffering she perceived, she got a rude awakening by the counselor who told her everything she already, pretty much, understood but failed to put to practice.
';What was I thinking?'; I asked myself in this interview. ';Everything he said is pretty much the same as Buddhist thinking except that I'm basically paying someone else to tell me what I already know.';
';What's funny about this story?'; Most readers might ask. The fact that I'm writing a fake news report, based on fact in a schizophrenic sort of way, even though I'm not schizo. Okay maybe it's not that funny but such is samsara. I TRIED okay?!
_()_
That Bush's faith based initiative can't be challenged by taxpayers. Oh, wait. That's not funny, that's sad, and scary!
The Book of Squirrel prophesies that a charming prophet named Jack shall resurrect Squirrel from the dead, causing fear and trembling in the hearts of all the fundamentalists, and that when the Squirrel does return, his nuts shall be bigger than ever before.
I personally thot the squirrel going apeshit on old people was pretty funny. :)
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P.S. - Paris Hilton is or isn't a Christian?salicylic acid
The Vatican drivng rules has to be the one !Does the Book of Squirrel prophecy that some funny news story would happen before the Squirrel returns?
The end is near
You mean the Paris Hilton being a christian story isn't enough for the next millennium?
Fokker, ohh that's a good one too!
Here's a funny news story that pertains to religion:
IDIOT BUDDHIST STUDIES BUDDHISM BUT FAILS TO PUT IT TO PRACTICE (FN press)
Last week, a Buddhist who's studied Buddhism for a while now got a wild wake-up call by a counselor.
For a significant amount of time, said Buddhist, who spoke to this reporter in a schizophrenic attack, interviewing herself, has been suffering from the typical deluded mind that contracted around some sense of ';self'; she knows doesn't exist inherently, but yet still reacted and suffered.
When going to get some help for the suffering she perceived, she got a rude awakening by the counselor who told her everything she already, pretty much, understood but failed to put to practice.
';What was I thinking?'; I asked myself in this interview. ';Everything he said is pretty much the same as Buddhist thinking except that I'm basically paying someone else to tell me what I already know.';
';What's funny about this story?'; Most readers might ask. The fact that I'm writing a fake news report, based on fact in a schizophrenic sort of way, even though I'm not schizo. Okay maybe it's not that funny but such is samsara. I TRIED okay?!
_()_
That Bush's faith based initiative can't be challenged by taxpayers. Oh, wait. That's not funny, that's sad, and scary!
The Book of Squirrel prophesies that a charming prophet named Jack shall resurrect Squirrel from the dead, causing fear and trembling in the hearts of all the fundamentalists, and that when the Squirrel does return, his nuts shall be bigger than ever before.
I personally thot the squirrel going apeshit on old people was pretty funny. :)
No.
P.S. - Paris Hilton is or isn't a Christian?
I need a picture of the dog from the movie 'Up' doing the motion from the funny scene 'POINT' or 'SQUIRREL'?
does anyone have one or know where i can find one pleaseI need a picture of the dog from the movie 'Up' doing the motion from the funny scene 'POINT' or 'SQUIRREL'?
This isn't the exact squirrel moment, but it's the only one I could find.
http://www.frameflicker.com/animation-ne鈥?/a>
This isn't the exact squirrel moment, but it's the only one I could find.
http://www.frameflicker.com/animation-ne鈥?/a>
Pet squirrel funny or not?
A couple bought themselves a squirrel pet. One night they went out
for dinner and locked the squirrel in the closet.
Later that night a thief broke into their house. The thief was in
the process of stealing the couple's valuables when he heard the couple's
car arriving home. The thief then immediately hid in the closet. The
owners came into the house, and went straight to bed. But in the
middle of the night they were awoken by a scream. The husband opened
the closet to see the thief squirming on the floor. The husband
immediately bound the thief tightly with some rope and asked what made
him holler so loud. The thief replied in pain, ';When your *******
squirrel took my *** for a hollow in a tree -I held out. When it took
my balls for nuts- I gritted my teeth, but when it decided to carry
the nuts into the hollow I cracked up.';Pet squirrel funny or not?
one of your best ,lol ,still laughing from your last onePet squirrel funny or not?
Not as good as the snow one but ok.
It's kinda funny.
haha thats funny
but then its you, so it would be, you dont do much wrong at all
Nah, you've gone off the boil now darling!
haha
funny
:-) this was the funniest so far, thanks you made my night, sweet dreams.
hussein
Sorry did'nt laugh...i'm a miserable cow though.
not funny
.....................I dont get it????
The only three letter word which is an hollow, which I can think of is an ear, but that is not big enough for a squirrel, no part of a human is.
So sorry, couldn't understand the joke, probably not your fault, just the censorship.
VERY funny!!! omg...sometimes i just don't know anymore
hahahahah
very funny
Haha made me laugh 10/10 :)
tickled my chuckle muscle ya did...
remind me to always protect my nuts
for dinner and locked the squirrel in the closet.
Later that night a thief broke into their house. The thief was in
the process of stealing the couple's valuables when he heard the couple's
car arriving home. The thief then immediately hid in the closet. The
owners came into the house, and went straight to bed. But in the
middle of the night they were awoken by a scream. The husband opened
the closet to see the thief squirming on the floor. The husband
immediately bound the thief tightly with some rope and asked what made
him holler so loud. The thief replied in pain, ';When your *******
squirrel took my *** for a hollow in a tree -I held out. When it took
my balls for nuts- I gritted my teeth, but when it decided to carry
the nuts into the hollow I cracked up.';Pet squirrel funny or not?
one of your best ,lol ,still laughing from your last onePet squirrel funny or not?
Not as good as the snow one but ok.
It's kinda funny.
haha thats funny
but then its you, so it would be, you dont do much wrong at all
Nah, you've gone off the boil now darling!
haha
funny
:-) this was the funniest so far, thanks you made my night, sweet dreams.
hussein
Sorry did'nt laugh...i'm a miserable cow though.
not funny
.....................I dont get it????
The only three letter word which is an hollow, which I can think of is an ear, but that is not big enough for a squirrel, no part of a human is.
So sorry, couldn't understand the joke, probably not your fault, just the censorship.
VERY funny!!! omg...sometimes i just don't know anymore
hahahahah
very funny
Haha made me laugh 10/10 :)
tickled my chuckle muscle ya did...
remind me to always protect my nuts
What is the name of that funny blue squirrel.?
hes pretty naughty. its a web show and its hilarious. please help me i really want to watch his videos again but i forgot his name.What is the name of that funny blue squirrel.?
Almost certain that's Foamy.What is the name of that funny blue squirrel.?
Your probably thinking of Foamy the Squirrel, he's not blue though. Or you could be thinking of Happy Tree Friends. That has a blue squirrel in it.
foamy, the ill will press website should have all of the episodes etc there.
http://www.illwillpress.com/
blue squirrel from what? happy tree friends? the one from htf is called squeaky I think
Almost certain that's Foamy.What is the name of that funny blue squirrel.?
Your probably thinking of Foamy the Squirrel, he's not blue though. Or you could be thinking of Happy Tree Friends. That has a blue squirrel in it.
foamy, the ill will press website should have all of the episodes etc there.
http://www.illwillpress.com/
blue squirrel from what? happy tree friends? the one from htf is called squeaky I think
Funny squirrel stories?
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Funny squirrel stories....?
I was taking the trash out (I live in an apt, and we have a dumptser) and there was a neighbor getting into her car. I put the boxes in the dumpster, and then a surprising thud hit my chest hard. I screamed loudly in surprise. I looked to see a glimpse of a squirrel running away from the dumpster. I turn around and the neighbor is looking at me like ';WTF?';
I said, ';Did you see that squirrel?'; She said, ';No.'; I said, ';It hit me!';
and she said ';Squirrels and......'; and went in the car. Now I'm thinking, what else is in that dumpster? I see cats go in there sometimes! LOL and where I live squirrels are not as scared of people!
Anyone have any funny squirrel stories to share?Funny squirrel stories?
Angry squirrel
I never dreamed slowly cruising on my motorcycle through a residential neighborhood could be so incredibly dangerous! Little did I suspect.
I was on Brice Street - a very nice neighborhood with perfect lawns and slow traffic. As I passed an oncoming car, a brown furry missile shot out from under it and tumbled to a stop immediately in front of me.
It was a squirrel, and must have been trying to run across the road when it encountered the car. I really was not going very fast, but there was no time to brake or avoid it -- it was that close. I hate to run over animals, and I really hate it on a motorcycle, but a squirrel should pose no danger to me.
I barely had time to brace for the impact. Animal lovers, never fear. Squirrels, I discovered, can take care of themselves!
Inches before impact, the squirrel flipped to his feet. He was standing on his hind legs and facing my oncoming Valkyrie with steadfast resolve in his beady little eyes.
His mouth opened, and at the last possible second, he screamed and leapt! I am pretty sure the scream was squirrel for, ';Bonzai!'; or maybe, ';Die you gravy-sucking, heathen scum!'; The leap was nothing short of spectacular...
He shot straight up, flew over my windshield, and impacted me squarely in the chest. Instantly, he set upon me. If I did not know better, I would have sworn he brought 20 of his little buddies along for the attack.
Snarling, hissing, and tearing at my clothes, he was a frenzy of activity. As I was dressed only in a light T-shirt, summer riding gloves, and jeans this was a bit of a cause for concern. This furry little tornado was doing some damage!
Picture a large man on a huge black and chrome cruiser, dressed in jeans, a T-shirt, and leather gloves, puttering at maybe 25 mph down a quiet residential street, and in the fight of his life with a squirrel. And losing...
I grabbed for him with my left hand. After a few misses, I finally managed to snag his tail. With all my strength, I flung the evil rodent off to the left of the bike, almost running into the right curb as I recoiled from the throw. That should have done it. The matter should have ended right there.
It really should have.
The squirrel could have sailed into one of the pristinely kept yards and gone on about his business, and I could have headed home. No one would have been the wiser. But this was no ordinary squirrel. This was not even an ordinary angry squirrel.
This was an EVIL MUTANT ATTACK SQUIRREL OF DEATH! Somehow he caught my gloved finger with one of his little hands and, with the force of the throw, swung around and with a resounding thump and an amazing impact, he landed squarely on my BACK and resumed his rather antisocial and extremely distracting activities. He also managed to take my left glove with him! The situation was not improved. Not improved at all.
His attacks were continuing, and now I could not reach him. I was startled, to say the least. The combination of the force of the throw, only having one hand (the throttle hand) on the handlebars, and my jerking back unfortunately put a healthy twist through my right hand and into the throttle. A healthy twist on the throttle of a Valkyrie can only have one result.
Torque.
This is what the Valkyrie is made for, and she is very, very good at it. The engine roared and the front wheel left the pavement. The squirrel screamed in anger. The Valkyrie screamed in ecstasy. I screamed in . well .. I just plain screamed.
Now picture a large man on a huge black and chrome cruiser, dressed in jeans, a slightly squirrel-torn t-shirt, wearing only one leather glove, and roaring at maybe 50 mph and rapidly accelerating down a quiet residential street on one wheel, with a demonic squirrel of death on his back.
The man and the squirrel are both screaming bloody murder. With the sudden acceleration I was forced to put my other hand back on the handlebars and try to get control of the bike.
This was leaving the mutant squirrel to his own devices, but I really did not want to crash into somebody's tree, house, or parked car. Also, I had not yet figured out how to release the throttle...my brain was just simply overloaded. I did manage to mash the back brake, but it had little effect against the massive power of the big cruiser.
About this time the squirrel decided that I was not paying sufficient attention to this very serious battle and he came around my neck and got INSIDE my full-face helmet with me.
As the faceplate closed part way, he began hissing in my face. I am quite sure my screaming changed intensity. It had little effect on the squirrel, however. The RPMs on the Dragon maxed out (since I was not bothering with shifting at the moment), so her front end started to drop.
Now picture a large man on a huge black and chrome cruiser, dressed in jeans, a very raggedly torn T-shirt, wearing only one leather glove, roaring at probably 80 mph, still on oneFunny squirrel stories?
i was walking home from school and
next to a tree was a squirrel and a black bird (dnt kno what their called)
and that Black Bird was tryin to eat the squirrels food and it was tryin to get close and the squirrel wasnt lettin it
they kept jumping as soon the bird would get close it was funny!
Up at my college campus in Boulder Colorado alot of the squirrels know that no one will bother them so they're not afraid of people. My friend's dorm had a balcony and since the dorms had no AC he'd just leave the slide door cracked at night when he slept. A squirrel came in and raided his room one night.
i boarded up an opening on my house cause they were living in there, later i heard one inside raising cane , had to open it back up to let him out and then board it back ,you oughtta seen em next day, mad as heck cause they could not get in.
This past christmas for a couple of weeks on my break, I put peanut butter along the rail of my sliding glass door :]
I took some pretty cool pictures too.
http://s664.photobucket.com/albums/vv1/k鈥?/a>
I hit a squirrel on my dirt bike at about 50mph and went air born over the handle bars.
Here's a good drunk squirrel vid for ya, hilarious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ikH9ZRcF鈥?/a>
Lol, my french teacher feeds this squirrel everyday, she went to give it a granola bar and it bit her finger
just the normal squirrel stuff. we had one called nip, because he had a little piece of his ear missing. he would come up on our front stairs and I would feed him peanut butter from a spoon. he was really cute.
Funny squirrel stories....?
I was taking the trash out (I live in an apt, and we have a dumptser) and there was a neighbor getting into her car. I put the boxes in the dumpster, and then a surprising thud hit my chest hard. I screamed loudly in surprise. I looked to see a glimpse of a squirrel running away from the dumpster. I turn around and the neighbor is looking at me like ';WTF?';
I said, ';Did you see that squirrel?'; She said, ';No.'; I said, ';It hit me!';
and she said ';Squirrels and......'; and went in the car. Now I'm thinking, what else is in that dumpster? I see cats go in there sometimes! LOL and where I live squirrels are not as scared of people!
Anyone have any funny squirrel stories to share?Funny squirrel stories?
Angry squirrel
I never dreamed slowly cruising on my motorcycle through a residential neighborhood could be so incredibly dangerous! Little did I suspect.
I was on Brice Street - a very nice neighborhood with perfect lawns and slow traffic. As I passed an oncoming car, a brown furry missile shot out from under it and tumbled to a stop immediately in front of me.
It was a squirrel, and must have been trying to run across the road when it encountered the car. I really was not going very fast, but there was no time to brake or avoid it -- it was that close. I hate to run over animals, and I really hate it on a motorcycle, but a squirrel should pose no danger to me.
I barely had time to brace for the impact. Animal lovers, never fear. Squirrels, I discovered, can take care of themselves!
Inches before impact, the squirrel flipped to his feet. He was standing on his hind legs and facing my oncoming Valkyrie with steadfast resolve in his beady little eyes.
His mouth opened, and at the last possible second, he screamed and leapt! I am pretty sure the scream was squirrel for, ';Bonzai!'; or maybe, ';Die you gravy-sucking, heathen scum!'; The leap was nothing short of spectacular...
He shot straight up, flew over my windshield, and impacted me squarely in the chest. Instantly, he set upon me. If I did not know better, I would have sworn he brought 20 of his little buddies along for the attack.
Snarling, hissing, and tearing at my clothes, he was a frenzy of activity. As I was dressed only in a light T-shirt, summer riding gloves, and jeans this was a bit of a cause for concern. This furry little tornado was doing some damage!
Picture a large man on a huge black and chrome cruiser, dressed in jeans, a T-shirt, and leather gloves, puttering at maybe 25 mph down a quiet residential street, and in the fight of his life with a squirrel. And losing...
I grabbed for him with my left hand. After a few misses, I finally managed to snag his tail. With all my strength, I flung the evil rodent off to the left of the bike, almost running into the right curb as I recoiled from the throw. That should have done it. The matter should have ended right there.
It really should have.
The squirrel could have sailed into one of the pristinely kept yards and gone on about his business, and I could have headed home. No one would have been the wiser. But this was no ordinary squirrel. This was not even an ordinary angry squirrel.
This was an EVIL MUTANT ATTACK SQUIRREL OF DEATH! Somehow he caught my gloved finger with one of his little hands and, with the force of the throw, swung around and with a resounding thump and an amazing impact, he landed squarely on my BACK and resumed his rather antisocial and extremely distracting activities. He also managed to take my left glove with him! The situation was not improved. Not improved at all.
His attacks were continuing, and now I could not reach him. I was startled, to say the least. The combination of the force of the throw, only having one hand (the throttle hand) on the handlebars, and my jerking back unfortunately put a healthy twist through my right hand and into the throttle. A healthy twist on the throttle of a Valkyrie can only have one result.
Torque.
This is what the Valkyrie is made for, and she is very, very good at it. The engine roared and the front wheel left the pavement. The squirrel screamed in anger. The Valkyrie screamed in ecstasy. I screamed in . well .. I just plain screamed.
Now picture a large man on a huge black and chrome cruiser, dressed in jeans, a slightly squirrel-torn t-shirt, wearing only one leather glove, and roaring at maybe 50 mph and rapidly accelerating down a quiet residential street on one wheel, with a demonic squirrel of death on his back.
The man and the squirrel are both screaming bloody murder. With the sudden acceleration I was forced to put my other hand back on the handlebars and try to get control of the bike.
This was leaving the mutant squirrel to his own devices, but I really did not want to crash into somebody's tree, house, or parked car. Also, I had not yet figured out how to release the throttle...my brain was just simply overloaded. I did manage to mash the back brake, but it had little effect against the massive power of the big cruiser.
About this time the squirrel decided that I was not paying sufficient attention to this very serious battle and he came around my neck and got INSIDE my full-face helmet with me.
As the faceplate closed part way, he began hissing in my face. I am quite sure my screaming changed intensity. It had little effect on the squirrel, however. The RPMs on the Dragon maxed out (since I was not bothering with shifting at the moment), so her front end started to drop.
Now picture a large man on a huge black and chrome cruiser, dressed in jeans, a very raggedly torn T-shirt, wearing only one leather glove, roaring at probably 80 mph, still on oneFunny squirrel stories?
i was walking home from school and
next to a tree was a squirrel and a black bird (dnt kno what their called)
and that Black Bird was tryin to eat the squirrels food and it was tryin to get close and the squirrel wasnt lettin it
they kept jumping as soon the bird would get close it was funny!
Up at my college campus in Boulder Colorado alot of the squirrels know that no one will bother them so they're not afraid of people. My friend's dorm had a balcony and since the dorms had no AC he'd just leave the slide door cracked at night when he slept. A squirrel came in and raided his room one night.
i boarded up an opening on my house cause they were living in there, later i heard one inside raising cane , had to open it back up to let him out and then board it back ,you oughtta seen em next day, mad as heck cause they could not get in.
This past christmas for a couple of weeks on my break, I put peanut butter along the rail of my sliding glass door :]
I took some pretty cool pictures too.
http://s664.photobucket.com/albums/vv1/k鈥?/a>
I hit a squirrel on my dirt bike at about 50mph and went air born over the handle bars.
Here's a good drunk squirrel vid for ya, hilarious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ikH9ZRcF鈥?/a>
Lol, my french teacher feeds this squirrel everyday, she went to give it a granola bar and it bit her finger
just the normal squirrel stuff. we had one called nip, because he had a little piece of his ear missing. he would come up on our front stairs and I would feed him peanut butter from a spoon. he was really cute.
Funny squirrel clip.................?
we were searching through the squirrel section last night on youtube and came across this one.....
it is cute.......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgpWaYzMC鈥?/a>Funny squirrel clip.................?
That's soooo cute
Thanks for sharingFunny squirrel clip.................?
cute, here is one of a squirrel eating a peanut butter sandwich LOL%26gt;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GBTG8GiZ鈥?/a>
aaawwww look at the cute squirrel
ooooh!!!! That was sooooo cute. Thanks.
it is cute.......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgpWaYzMC鈥?/a>Funny squirrel clip.................?
That's soooo cute
Thanks for sharingFunny squirrel clip.................?
cute, here is one of a squirrel eating a peanut butter sandwich LOL%26gt;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GBTG8GiZ鈥?/a>
aaawwww look at the cute squirrel
ooooh!!!! That was sooooo cute. Thanks.
Monday, January 4, 2010
Funny animal it look almost like a squirrel?
My friend showed me this website with this animal that looked like a squirrel. It wasn't. I don't think. The website was hilarious but i can't find it. She said it was also a tv show. Does anyone know what it is and where i could find it?Funny animal it look almost like a squirrel?
It could be a flying squirrel.
http://cache.thephoenix.com/i/OldBlogs/O鈥?/a>
Yes, they are real, my family found a bunch of them in our attic.salicylic acid
It could be a flying squirrel.
http://cache.thephoenix.com/i/OldBlogs/O鈥?/a>
Yes, they are real, my family found a bunch of them in our attic.
Who else thinks squirrel is a funny word? squirrel haha?
what word do you think sounds funny or one that you hate? i hate the word uber!Who else thinks squirrel is a funny word? squirrel haha?
I always got a kick out of the word fork. its such a simple word, but say it, and really listen to it...it sounds so weird! fork...fork fork fork...fork. huh, after typing it so many times it even looks weird. like it looks like its spelled wrong but its not.Who else thinks squirrel is a funny word? squirrel haha?
Not very many people would, but did you know that the people who asked how long does a sea turtle live got it wrong? And i mean they were way off!!! With this web site, wiki.answers.com/Q/In_history_how_old_wa… - 47k
You'll find that as of Feb 23, 2009 the oldest recorded sea turtle is 403 years old!!!
But yes i do think this word is a little funny.
I don't know which word i love or hate but this is an interesting word
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words
Its a weird word. If someone had a fear of long words they wouldnt be able to say this one haha. Sorry i got a bit off topic.
Your right ! ' Squirrel ' is a real funny word...umm let me see ,
I got no idea what Uber is !
i think a few people would agree that ' Platypuss ' is a funny one.
As for dislike i know there are a few out there that really irk me, but
for now i cannot think of one.... haha
My favorite words in Spanish are lechuga (lettuce) and hababla (you, he or she talked.).
:))
I think squirrel is a funny word, too hhaa.
I like Lopadotemakhoselakhogaleokranioleip… and try to fit it into most of my sentances when possible
lol squirrel is hilarious, nice choice!
I think Sassoon sound cute, angst/anxiety sounds fiery and serious in a sort of sexy way, but I dunno what word I hate, yet!
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words. not joking!
I like the word 'points'.
As in, this inane answer just earned me 2 points.
haha i think it sounds funny to! i think goober is a funny/weird word
haha yeah.
you could be a comedian
lol,
2 points =]
I always got a kick out of the word fork. its such a simple word, but say it, and really listen to it...it sounds so weird! fork...fork fork fork...fork. huh, after typing it so many times it even looks weird. like it looks like its spelled wrong but its not.Who else thinks squirrel is a funny word? squirrel haha?
Not very many people would, but did you know that the people who asked how long does a sea turtle live got it wrong? And i mean they were way off!!! With this web site, wiki.answers.com/Q/In_history_how_old_wa… - 47k
You'll find that as of Feb 23, 2009 the oldest recorded sea turtle is 403 years old!!!
But yes i do think this word is a little funny.
I don't know which word i love or hate but this is an interesting word
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words
Its a weird word. If someone had a fear of long words they wouldnt be able to say this one haha. Sorry i got a bit off topic.
Your right ! ' Squirrel ' is a real funny word...umm let me see ,
I got no idea what Uber is !
i think a few people would agree that ' Platypuss ' is a funny one.
As for dislike i know there are a few out there that really irk me, but
for now i cannot think of one.... haha
My favorite words in Spanish are lechuga (lettuce) and hababla (you, he or she talked.).
:))
I think squirrel is a funny word, too hhaa.
I like Lopadotemakhoselakhogaleokranioleip… and try to fit it into most of my sentances when possible
lol squirrel is hilarious, nice choice!
I think Sassoon sound cute, angst/anxiety sounds fiery and serious in a sort of sexy way, but I dunno what word I hate, yet!
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words. not joking!
I like the word 'points'.
As in, this inane answer just earned me 2 points.
haha i think it sounds funny to! i think goober is a funny/weird word
haha yeah.
you could be a comedian
lol,
2 points =]
I NEEEEED SOME AMAZING AND FUNNY SQUIRREL FACTS!?
well i am writing a report for school on squirrels and i want it to be funny :)I NEEEEED SOME AMAZING AND FUNNY SQUIRREL FACTS!?
How about the story about the water skiing squirrel. He is HILARIOUS. They are very trainable. We had one at a campsite we stayed at for 3 weeks and he would eat out of my hand. cool stuff.
How about the story about the water skiing squirrel. He is HILARIOUS. They are very trainable. We had one at a campsite we stayed at for 3 weeks and he would eat out of my hand. cool stuff.
What is the site with the funny cartoon funny squirrel videos?
plz help me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!What is the site with the funny cartoon funny squirrel videos?
as he said. ^.^ foamythesquirrel.comWhat is the site with the funny cartoon funny squirrel videos?
foamythesquirrel.com
as he said. ^.^ foamythesquirrel.comWhat is the site with the funny cartoon funny squirrel videos?
foamythesquirrel.com
What is the name of the funny male squirrel in Ice Age 3 ?
I saw Ice Age 3 and I fell totally in love with the male squirrel running behind the nut lol...What is the name of the funny male squirrel in Ice Age 3 ?
It's Scrat. My little sister be feeling so sorry for him because he can't get his acorn. Some people say that he's the best character in Ice Age. ^_^What is the name of the funny male squirrel in Ice Age 3 ?
scart........... he's my 2nd fav character in ice age 3........1st is buck the weasel
scrat-
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scrat
It's Scrat. My little sister be feeling so sorry for him because he can't get his acorn. Some people say that he's the best character in Ice Age. ^_^What is the name of the funny male squirrel in Ice Age 3 ?
scart........... he's my 2nd fav character in ice age 3........1st is buck the weasel
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scrat-
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scrat
What website has the funny squirrel clips?
I was watching these little video clips online with my friend and forgot to get the website, and he is gone for a week. There was the squirrel and he talked fast...inappropriate but hilarious. Whats it called and wheres the website?What website has the funny squirrel clips?
I think it was on Youtube and was it Foamy the Squirrel?
I think it was on Youtube and was it Foamy the Squirrel?
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