A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe's first time
ever hunting, so he was following Bob's lead. Bob saw a small herd of deer and
told Joe to stay in the exact spot he was and to be quiet.
After a few minutes, Bob heard a loud scream. He ran back and asked Joe what
had happened. Joe said “There was this snake and he slittered across my feet,
but I never screamed. Then there was this bear that came up to me and snarled,
but I never screamed.”
“So then what did make you scream,” Bob asked, exasperated.
“Well,” Joe continued, “two squirrels crawled up my pants and I overheard them
say, ‘Should we take them home or eat 'em now?’”Dangerous Squirrels...funny?
Ouch!!
poor, poor man lolDangerous Squirrels...funny?
very funny !
your nuts
lol great joke
Funny ha ha!!
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funny
Good one!!
You made my day!!
LOL
10/10 Star on its way!! *
Very funny!
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
EXCELLENT JOKE!!!
Simply brilliant!!! xD
hahaha, very funny.
happy 2008.
very funny !!!!!
haha!!
i would scream too, if i was a guy!!
HAHAHAHHAHAHHA i'm passing that on! hilarious!
hakuna matata
hahhahaahahaah.another one.lol.good.
pmsl i love your jokes.....have another star queen of comedy
That would make me scream! lol.
PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol. i liked dat one
Hahahaha good one!!!!
excellent hun, pmsl
star time
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Old as the Hills
Very funny
Very funny thanks
Haha ha
Good Joke
Brave man I would have screamed earlier W/ the snake!! but then again the squirrels wouldnt have been after me!!!
LOL!!
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