The Vatican drivng rules has to be the one !Does the Book of Squirrel prophecy that some funny news story would happen before the Squirrel returns?
The end is near
You mean the Paris Hilton being a christian story isn't enough for the next millennium?
Fokker, ohh that's a good one too!
Here's a funny news story that pertains to religion:
IDIOT BUDDHIST STUDIES BUDDHISM BUT FAILS TO PUT IT TO PRACTICE (FN press)
Last week, a Buddhist who's studied Buddhism for a while now got a wild wake-up call by a counselor.
For a significant amount of time, said Buddhist, who spoke to this reporter in a schizophrenic attack, interviewing herself, has been suffering from the typical deluded mind that contracted around some sense of ';self'; she knows doesn't exist inherently, but yet still reacted and suffered.
When going to get some help for the suffering she perceived, she got a rude awakening by the counselor who told her everything she already, pretty much, understood but failed to put to practice.
';What was I thinking?'; I asked myself in this interview. ';Everything he said is pretty much the same as Buddhist thinking except that I'm basically paying someone else to tell me what I already know.';
';What's funny about this story?'; Most readers might ask. The fact that I'm writing a fake news report, based on fact in a schizophrenic sort of way, even though I'm not schizo. Okay maybe it's not that funny but such is samsara. I TRIED okay?!
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That Bush's faith based initiative can't be challenged by taxpayers. Oh, wait. That's not funny, that's sad, and scary!
The Book of Squirrel prophesies that a charming prophet named Jack shall resurrect Squirrel from the dead, causing fear and trembling in the hearts of all the fundamentalists, and that when the Squirrel does return, his nuts shall be bigger than ever before.
I personally thot the squirrel going apeshit on old people was pretty funny. :)
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P.S. - Paris Hilton is or isn't a Christian?
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