Saturday, January 16, 2010

Funny Squirrel Stories?

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Funny squirrel stories....?


I was taking the trash out (I live in an apt, and we have a dumptser) and there was a neighbor getting into her car. I put the boxes in the dumpster, and then a surprising thud hit my chest hard. I screamed loudly in surprise. I looked to see a glimpse of a squirrel running away from the dumpster. I turn around and the neighbor is looking at me like ';WTF?';





I said, ';Did you see that squirrel?'; She said, ';No.'; I said, ';It hit me!';





and she said ';Squirrels and......'; and went in the car. Now I'm thinking, what else is in that dumpster? I see cats go in there sometimes! LOL and where I live squirrels are not as scared of people!





Anyone have any funny squirrel stories to share?


1 hour ago - 4 days left to answer.Funny Squirrel Stories?
One time my friend and I were tanning in bikinis in my backyard. (I live in a slightly wooded area.) We were outside for about 15 minutes when we turned to see a group of about 5 squirrels standing on their hind legs just staring. They started actually coming towards us! So we ran into the house. I swear that they remained outside for at least an hour, just sitting there.Funny Squirrel Stories?
A squirrel got stuck in out birdfeeder so I had to call my neighbor and she a waitress at the bar so she had to have it on speaker phone. Everyone was laughing at me being hysterical because a spuirrel was stuck in the feeder and I couldnt pull it out. My other neighbor saved me by pulling it out after breaking some of the plastic was broken off. I now get made fun of a lot because of it.
I was a kid, and there was always a tree I would pass to go to babysitting. and this tree was one of the biggest in the neighborhood, and five blocks down in each direction. It was huge! So anyway, I was walking one day, now this squirrel was on the very tip of this roughly around 100 metre tall tree. So I watched, and I see it stumble. So, of course it comes tumbling down. Now I thought it was going to die. I was a block away, mind you. So it fell, and I could actually hear it's nails hit the ground. Then it just ran away.





Here's another one.





One day I was staring at this squirrel, and I thought, that's a scary looking squirrel God made us. So then, it swoops down from the tree, I start running. and it flies by me. It turned out to be a flying squirrel.

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