Thanks Mz Mole..yeah i have seen em dead. Had a cat that would dig those suckers up and lay em in back door.
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Why is a squirrel funnier than a mole?
Cause the squirrels are still laughing at the mole who used a hanglider to gettum, and is now plastered against a tree. Uh, the MOLE is plastered.
cuz they climb trees and wires and fight ... and moles just dig holes
cuz a squirrel luvs nuts
Moles are like crabs, they sift through things more cautiously than a squirrel, which runs about all over the place, more like a circus clown.
When a Mole or Crab is funny, they bring the house down.
Squirrel Academy. They learn to be witty and charming and have excellent tables manners, knowing even which is the fish fork.
Moles get GEDs. Also, they can turn cancerous.
'Cause they're more stupid than a mole is.
Squirrels are rats. Moles eat worms. Pretty much unfunny all around.... a sloth is a lazy bugger now .........a Groundhog is funny.
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And there you have it, the clear winner is a Squirrel in the first round of voting. Don't touch that dial, stay tuned for more exciting coverage of the election as it occurs
Have you ever seen a bunch of baby squirrels chasing each other? It's hilarious. Moles are like the embarrassed squirrels of the world. Moles are blind, naked, and have no tale, so they hide underground reclusively to hide their shame. If moles just went with it they could probably be pretty funny. Mole ';I must have taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque.'; '; After a while all this dirt just feels the same.'; ';Finding the right woman is easy when you're blind.'; ';air and light may break my might, but squirrels will never eat me.'; Squirrel to mole ';AHHH, A STREAKER';
My vote is for Moles.
Squirrels are funny to watch, but as soon as they open their mouths, you feel like smacking them with a broom.
Moles when on the loose are hilarious.
Squirrels may have bushier tails, best used for dusting furniture and making dog toys.
people get to see squirrels a lot more, being on top of the ground and all. they are so busy all the time and always getting into mischief. not moles.
however, a great cartoonist can make any creature funny.
Squirrels are nutty!
saucer of milk for the Kitty.
Voles, not moles, eat my roots, but i love em all the same.
Squirrels are rats. Moles eat worms. Pretty much unfunny all around.... now a sloth... that's funny!
One Squirrel in particular, is far more interesting and funnier
than any mole I've seen. No offense. I calls them as I sees them!!
Moles get my vote too, i think they are cuter than squirrels and wayyyyyy funnier. I have a Mole friend who does stand up and he will have you rolling in the begonias.
';A squirrel is just a rat with good P.R.';
I don't remember who said it. A very funny person somewhere...
because they're nuts!
says who, my hilarious friend? funny star for the funny mole. pee off squirrel.
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